I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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