Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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