so that wasnt chicken after all
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
