Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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