do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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