He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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