We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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