I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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