i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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