Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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