i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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