There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
i think my cat just said my name.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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