dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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