i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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