Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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