Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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