pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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