we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she told me i tasted like america
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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