Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This is the high leading the old right now
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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