R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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