hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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