I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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