but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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