I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
BRING THE BAGELS
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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