i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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