I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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