you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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