:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
