I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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