I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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