Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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