just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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