Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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