yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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