ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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