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I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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