I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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