do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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