thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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