She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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