Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
