i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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