A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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