how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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