Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Green mimosas i think yes
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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