i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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