Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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