using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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