How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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