Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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