i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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