I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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