You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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