how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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