she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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