He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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