you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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