nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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