The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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