Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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