it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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