So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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